My big birthday treat – a visit to a cat café
Last month I had a BIG birthday. You know the sort of birthday I mean, a birthday where the number of years you’ve clocked up is exactly divisible by 10 but your 50th is but a distant memory. While I’m pleased to have survived this long, old age is getting to be a bit of a pain – both figuratively and literally – so Mrs P did her best to take my mind off my advancing years by arranging our first ever visit to a cat café, in the nearby city of Nottingham.

Paul McCatney in the treehouse at Nottingham’s Kitty Café
For the uninitiated, here in the UK a cat café is a themed café where you can grab a cappuccino and a slice of cake, while (maybe!) getting up close and personal with the resident cats. Animal charities don’t much like them, arguing that feline welfare cannot be guaranteed in such establishments. These critics point to issues like overcrowding, lack of space and the excessive demands of customers who have paid for a cat encounter and expect to get one, even if the cats themselves would prefer to be left alone. Cats, they imply, are being exploited in pursuit of profits.



Mrs P is a lifelong animal lover, and takes these things very seriously. Before booking our visit she researched the Kitty Café in Nottingham to satisfy herself that cat welfare is their priority. Their website was reassuring, telling her that…
“The Kitty Café is designed with felines in mind, with wide open spaces and lots of kitty toys…[it] is a re-homing and care facility for cats and kittens from a range of backgrounds. From rescue cats, to strays, to cats which have had medical issues – we take them in and look after them until they find their forever home.”

Lily relaxes on the exercise wheel
Content that the establishment really does care about its resident cats, and delighted to know that it supports the welfare and rehoming of other local cats in need, Mrs P went ahead and booked us a table for an hour. We agreed before going in that if we had any concerns about what we saw we would leave immediately. But upon entering we were pleased to discover that the Kitty Café was every bit as responsible and caring as its website suggested.

Oreo, cute but alert
The very first thing we had to do upon entry was to read a set of house rules that visitors to the café must follow, which are prefaced by the reminder that “you are guests in the cat’s home so please be respectful!” The rules go on to make clear that while the cats can be petted, they must not be fed, picked up, woken up if asleep or pushed off a chair.

Lily poses for the camera
After we’d read the rules and signed to confirm that we would follow them, an assistant led us through to our comfy seats next to a small coffee table. Looking around us we were pleased to see the café is spacious, and designed with moggies in mind. As well as dedicated cat walkways attached to the walls there are places for them to sleep, to scratch, to play and to hide away from prying human eyes.

The little moggie enjoyed attacking the scratching posts
It was reassuring to note that if they wish to avoid all contact with human visitors the cats can retreat into a separate backroom which is, in effect, their own private space. And when we arrived that’s where they mostly seemed to be, as the area around our seats was a cat-free zone. Eventually a moggie emerged from the backroom, and proceeded to do what cats do best – it ignored us completely, striding past with purpose, but without so much as a glance in our direction. Soon a couple of others appeared, but they too seemed indifferent to our presence as they went about their own business.

Charlotte surveyed the café from a wall-mounted shelf
We ordered a pot of tea, and while waiting for it to arrive we set off to explore parts of the café not easily visible from our seats. We were pleased to spot several cats as we wandered around, including Paul McCatney (yes, that’s right, his name really is Paul McCATney!), a good-looking ginger guy who was attracting a lot of attention. And it was encouraging to see that all the visitors to the café were behaving impeccably, not hassling the moggies with unreasonable demands for attention and affection. There’s no doubt who was in charge of moggie/human relationships, and it wasn’t the humans!

Oreo snoozing on my chair!
When we returned to our seats, I discovered that mine had been taken by a handsome chap whose name, we discovered later, is Oreo. Oreo was pleased to receive some gentle fuss and attention – which is allowed under the house rules – but made it quite clear that my chair was now his chair, and would remain that way for the foreseeable future. Noticing my discomfort one of the café assistants brought me another chair, but when – a few minutes later – I got up to take some video of Paul McCatney in a treehouse, ownership of my seat was claimed by Pumpkin!

Pumpkin on my replacement chair, clearly displeased that Mrs P was taking photographic evidence of his misdemeanour
Once again, therefore, I found myself with nowhere to sit, but at least I knew I was performing a useful function by warming seats for the café’s cats to sit on. Being unable to sit down, I set off again on another tour of the café, keen to observe more of what its residents get up to. Without exception they appeared relaxed and content, mostly doing their own thing but just occasionally interacting with their adoring admirers and with one another. I witnessed a little bit of butt sniffing and one minor disagreement over the ownership of a prime snoozing spot, but there was absolutely no evidence that any moggie was stressed by the presence of the other moggies living alongside them, or by the humans ogling them. A good time was clearly being had by all, both cats and visitors.

Bambi outside the treehouse
The animal charities are right to warn that establishments like this could be bad news for cats, but I have no doubt that in this case their concerns are unfounded. Nottingham’s Kitty Café is plainly well run by staff who know the residents as individuals and care deeply about their welfare. The moggies showed no sign of being uncomfortable in their surroundings; in no sense were the furry furies being “exploited”. Their behaviour appeared entirely normal, if the behaviour of domestic cats can ever be described as “normal”! It was a pleasure and a privilege to spend an hour in their company, even if most of them spent that hour totally ignoring us.

Bambi poses on the back of my comfy chair.
We will doubtless return very soon to Nottingham’s Kitty Café. Thank you Mrs P, and thank you Paul McCatney, Oreo, Pumpkin and all your pals, for making sure my Big Birthday was one to remember!



































































